Omar Bolden is the Hero Gotham Needs

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Jan 19, 2014; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos strong safety Omar Bolden (31) celebrates as he comes onto the field before during the 2013 AFC championship playoff football game against the New England Patriots at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Mandatory Credit: Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Denver Broncos’ Defensive Back Omar Bolden took the beach selfie to a new level on Twitter, and from the looks of things, he’s on his way to Gotham City to give Batman a run for his money.

Bolden claims he’s simply getting in a beach workout while sporting an altitude training mask, but I think we all know he’s secretly hoping to finish the work that Bane started and crush The Dark Knight once and for all:

Personally, I’d like to see all of the Broncos defensive backs adopt this look for the upcoming season. Can you imagine how intimidated opposing receivers would be if they looked upfield and saw a small army of mini-Banes staring back at them? Alligator arms for days!